Trick or Treat Divination

Trick or Treat Divination (Top 5 Creepiest Halloween Candy Remixed)

I just love Halloween! Out of all the holidays this one is especially meaningful to psychics because our connection to the “other” world is heightened. On Samhain, a veil is pierced that allows the spirits from the other side to whisper into our ears if you listen closely. Also, it is a time for spooks, ghouls, ghosts, goblins, and just good old fashioned “trick or treating”.

A Bit of History:

halloweenAlthough the tradition of guising and wearing seasonal costumes stretch back to the Middle Ages, the first appearance of “trick or treating” (warning of the homeowner/resident of a trick if a treat is not given) began in 1911 in Kingston, Ontario. Eventually the practice spread to other parts of Canada and ultimately made its first American appearance in Chicago in 1920. By the 1930’s, the practice of trick or treating became a widespread practice in the United States, and eventually permeated the media in 1939.

In the 21st century, Halloween and “Trick or Treating” remains popular, and each year more events occur to celebrate the magical Eve. Over the years, candy and other assorted edible goodies have been created specifically to cater to children who dress up in costumes and visit neighborhood doors to collect their loot. Inside bags across North America, assorted chocolates, lollypops, candy corn, and the occasional piece of fruit are enjoyed by many young and old. However, in certain cases “the trick” might be played on those individuals who are ‘souling’ (the medieval practice of the poor going door to door on Hallowmas receiving food in return for prayers for the dead) when they receive unusual treats.

The Fun Begins:

Ashton Kutcher (@aplusk) recently put a link up on his twitter page, which I found incredibly fun. The candy images that were used in a Houston blog were just freaky, creepy, and hysterically hilarious. I am reposting the images here with my “psychic” commentary.

(Disclaimer: These comments are for fun and are meant in the spirit of the Halloween holiday season, and not for applied use. Any events or circumstances that may occur in your life as a result of performing this Halloween reading are merely coincidental – or maybe you have pierced that veil yourself and have tapped into your own future.):

Trick or Treat Divination

Materials Needed: A bag of candy received on Halloween.
Instructions: Divide out all your candy and see what you have received. You might want to place them in separate categories so that you can make sure you do not miss any of the tricks from the spirits, which have special meanings.

Ask your bag of candy a question. Any question. Do you wish to know about your love life, career, or finances? Any questions that you would normally ask a psychic. Write your question down on a piece of paper.

No Noted Anomalies:

halloween candyIf you receive a bag of candy that has no anomalies, this means that the spirits are at peace with you. This year they plan to bless you with the abundance of certainty and prosperity. You will find your life to be very sweet and depending on the amount of candy in your bag – very rich! However, too much involvement in matters of the physical could lead to an upset stomach – especially if you over indulge in the chocolate tasting candies! On the divinatory level, receiving tons of chocolate means that lots of hot romantic activity will occur in your future, but if your bag is filled with more hard candy objects the next year will be focused on refining your personal matters such as business and career.

Spooky Nerds:

candy1If you receive a box or boxes of Spooky Nerds in your bag, then the spirits have provided you with a special blessing this year. Spooky Nerds are a powerful love symbol. You may find an interesting individual – possibly with taped glasses and a pocket protector in your future. If this person enters your life, take a second notice! Let me give you the progression. Nerdy guy leads to high SAT scores. High SAT Scores leads to MIT. MIT leads to Computer Programming Job. Computer Programming Job leads to being the CEO of a High End Software business like Microsoft. Never judge anything by its outer shell, on the inside you might have just found your gold mine. On a divinatory level, receiving a box of Spooky Nerds means that love — although in an unusual package – may enter into your life. If you are currently in a relationship, the message from the spirits is to dress your boyfriend/husband up in more nerdy ways – it just might rub off!

Gummy Body Parts Candy:

candy2If you receive a package of Gummy Body Parts in your bag, the spirits are giving you a direct warning. You should proceed with caution, as an unusual individual in your neighborhood is thinking about you. Depending on what body part you receive will reveal what he/she is thinking about. Although this may creep you out knowing that others are thinking about you, it might not be all that bad. It might be that he/she is admiring certain parts of your anatomy – brains, fingers, lips, limbs or teeth. On a divinatory level, Gummy Body Parts are a sign from the spirits for you to horde what you have. Keep everything close to you, because someone may be after it – especially if you receive the Hannibal Lector Gummy Body Parts edition! Now, how about some fava beans and a nice Chianti?

Zit Poppers:

candy3Oh Zits! Remember them? They were those awkward red things on your face when you were a teenager, usually the result of eating too much candy or greasy foods. In other words, creations from God so that teenagers could not enjoy life! If you think about it, they are natures abstinence program for many, so we should not view them as all bad. Receiving a package of Zit Poppers in your Halloween bag though is a very good thing! It reflects that new things are on the horizon for you. This could be either in love, career, or money. Since zits are a reflection of an early stage of life development before a situation comes into full adult form, you should embrace your zit poppers candy and cherish and nurture it further. On a divinatory level, Zit Poppers reflects the birth of something new, something coming to fruition in your life, and even the possibility of pregnancy. However, if you are under the age of 21, that will not come for at least 6 to 7 years or the spirits will be quite angry! Never tick a spirit off, remember Whoopi Goldberg from Ghosts? They might come to your house and sing songs all night – annoying the heck out of you.

Box of Boogers:

candy4I know this is completely revolting. If you get this candy immediately check under your tables, desks, and chairs – anywhere occupied by young kids – and see if any crusty objects exist. If you do find some objects then you are blessed for years to come. Boogers are great when you receive them. They represent changes and negative circumstances from your life fading. Although difficulties from the past may still be apparent if you receive this candy, the spirits will make sure that your problems fade and evaporate as long as you pick them one at a time. On the divinatory level, receiving a box of boogers means that your problems and situations are trapped in a box. If you take this box and immediately get rid of it, you will find your problems quickly evaporating from your life. However, if you choose to eat these boogers, then I can snot be responsible for any problems that may occur. You have been warned!

Scab A Roni:

candy5For some reason, when I was analyzing this package, dreams and visions of San Francisco — Oh, wait – that’s Rice A Roni! On the candy label, I noticed that there were 16 scabs that were available. 16 in many cultures, numerologically, and even in the Tarot reflect the tearing down of existing structures and something new is replaced. This could be ideas, belief systems that you have held onto, and even circumstances in your life that come in the form of disruption, yet give way to something good or better. In the Tarot, this is the Tower Card, and if you notice on the packaging it looks like 3 towers of scabby candy. On a divinatory level, when you receive Scab A Roni this means that circumstances that you have held onto well past their sell by date, will come crumbling down. You might even pick them off yourself, by looking at the areas of your life that you need to change. Remember, scabs are made of coagulated blood which is our most powerful life force. Once your scabs are torn off, new opportunities will come about that are much more beneficial to you.

Conclusion:


These are just the known creepy candy that I could find! I am sure that there are some unknown and some yet created or discovered. If you have others that you would like me to analyze and tell you what they mean psychically, just send me the images and I will be more than glad to find out what they mean and how to apply those candies into your life. All comments are appreciated.

Happy Halloween!

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Astro Class #3 — Psychological Model of the Psyche

My purpose for teaching this class is to provide knowledge of the use of the astrological horoscope as a self-help tool or to begin to study astrology in order to use it professionally.   As I have stated, it is my opinion that the horoscope is the best self-help tool that we can use to make great and lasting change in our lives. Further, I believe that it is probably the most powerful psychological tool that a therapist can use – despite the (still) archaic belief that the horoscope is the past time of those who live in a fantasy world, yet those with a cynical understanding of astrology pour over their own psychological models and maps that are similar in structure.

In order to learn how to use astrology in a more reflective (as well as interpretive) capacity will require us to learn some new terms.  Since the type of psychology that I study is more Jungian in nature, I will be using Jungian terms and models throughout this class.   However, I would like to mention that the Jungian model is not the ONLY model.   There are many other areas of psychology, such as Freudian and Adlerian that have their own psychological models and own languages.   The Jungian model is simply a starting point to give you some understanding of how the psyche works and operates, yet I encourage the study of other psychological models and theories.

Now, I know this class will be rather dense, and you will probably have to read over it a few times, but it will help you immensely when we begin to get into the actual reading of a horoscope.

Model of the Psyche

The above map is Jung’s map of the psyche.   As you can see it is a triangle divided into 5 parts – all of which are part of the psyche of the individual.   The top two levels which are labeled ego and consciousness are the conscious part of the personality.  The middle level is the personal unconscious.  The final two levels of the triangle are the collective unconscious and the deepest part of the collective unconscious.   Although it is not shown on this rather primitive map, normally a circle would be drawn around the triangle, which would be called the body.  So, to break this down simply we can use the following formula to define the psyche.

Psyche = Body + Unconsciousness + Consciousness

What is Consciousness?

Consciousness is probably the easiest part of the psyche to define.  Simply put, it is everything that you know.  Consciousness provides us with the ability to interact with others, it includes our thinking, our ability to analyze and relate, and our ability to sense our environment.   In addition, the conscious contains a particular component which is called “the ego”.

What is the Ego?

Many religions and psychological theories define the ego in a rather pejorative way.  In fact, we get our word “egotistical” from this viewpoint.   Egotistical means ‘belief that one is always best and never wrong’.   The generalized viewpoint and pop culture belief is that the “ego” is some form of self-obsession, and is often a term used as a form of insult.  However, depth psychology defines the ego in a more sophisticated manner.

According to Jungian thought, the ego is the core of the individuality of the person.  It is absolutely needed, and without it we would not be conscious at all.  Further, we would have no way of measuring our experiences and understanding of life.

There are 5 ways that the ego regulates consciousness:

  1.  Stability of Personality – Stability of personality means that the personality remains stable over time.
  2. Stability of Identity – Stability of identity means who you are today, who you were yesterday, and the day before, and the person that you will be tomorrow is the same person.  This is where there is enormous difficulty with psychiatric disorders such as Dissociative Identity Disorder where the ego has fractured and created several different personas to deal with life.   With DID, the stability of identity is not stable, and the person you are today, may not actually be the person that you are tomorrow.
  3. Cognition – Cognition is your ability to process information, solve problems, and remember details and scenarios that occurred weeks, months, and years ago.
  4. Executive Functioning – Executive Functioning is our ability to deal with everyday demands of life.  You know that you have to eat, bathe, take care of your body, and get up to go to work, wash your clothes, and go through the day to day process of living.  In individuals who suffer from disorders such like Dementia suffer from loss of executive functioning.
  5. Reality Testing – Reality testing is the ability to expect and obey laws of physics.  For example, you know that if you continue to run water into a bathtub without shutting it off when the tub is full that it will eventually flood the bathroom or you know that if you put your hand in fire that you will get burned.  People that suffer from psychiatric disorders such as schizophrenia have a severe inability to test reality.

What is the Unconscious?

According to Jung, the unconscious is all that is not conscious.  This part of the psyche is probably the most complex, and is what Jung spent the bulk of his psychological career studying.   In essence, the unconscious is all our memories, all the material within the psyche that is not available to the conscious mind, and all repressed material.

The unconscious is divided into two different groups – the personal unconscious and the collective unconscious.  In the map of the psyche above, you will notice that the bottom three groups reflect the unconscious.

The Personal Unconscious:

This is the part of the unconscious that belongs to us – which is why it is called personal.   It is the area of the unconscious that is the easiest for us to work with and that we can experience firsthand.  Within the personal unconscious are feeling toned associations that cluster around a common theme.  These are called complexes.

Complexes:

This is another word (notice in psychology a lot of them end up being derogatory) which often ends up being a form of insult.  We often hear people saying, “That person has a complex.”  I am sure that most of them would be shocked to know that we ALL have complexes.

There are many psychological complexes, and depending on our personality some of them are more pronounced and others are not really that active within the psyche.  A few that we all have feeling toned associations towards are the mother complex, the father complex, the money complex, the job complex, and the ego complex.

Let’s take the mother complex as an example.  All of us have a mother; we simply would not be alive without one.  Some of us were raised by our mothers, some of us were raised by other relatives, and others were adopted.   Every experience that we have had with our mothers regardless of whether those experiences were positive or negative is part of our mother complex.  The same thing occurs with every other complex.

The Dynamics of Complexes:

  1.  Clusters of feeling toned associations around a common theme
  2.  All complexes have experiences associated with them.  We all have experiences with mother, father, money, work and career, and our ego (and many many more).
  3. Complexes make us behave in ways that are not part of our usual everyday personality.  The complex temporarily takes over.  This is called ‘complexing out’, and it is where the Ego (see above) suffers from a reduced ability to operate appropriately.   For example, during your early life you lived poorly, and your family struggled with lack of opportunities and poor job conditions.  You grow up and you achieve some success.  An event occurs in your life, where you either lose your job, or some form of financial struggle occurs and you go back to the feelings of financial suffering in your childhood.   The anxiety you are feeling and the reactions to your situation may cause you to behave in ways that you normally wouldn’t.   This is complexing out.

Complexes are easy to see astrologically.   We will discuss this at great length when we get to aspects later in the course.

What is the Collective Unconscious?

In the map above, the bottom two layers are the collective unconscious.  This is the part of the unconscious that we never experience directly.  In the body of psychological theory, there are many questions about Jung’s theory on the collective unconscious.  Nevertheless, despite the controversy all psychoanalysts agree that there is some symbol producing capacity of the psyche.   These symbols are called archetypes.

A simple definition of archetype is the experiences that we all go through regardless of our race, sex, or nationality.  So, whether you are born in a metropolis or a farm in Kenya there are certain experiences that you will encounter simply because you are human.   For example, we all have a mother, we all have a father, we all are born, we all go through puberty, and we all go through adolescence, midlife crisis, and eventual death.   All of these shared human experiences are inherited (common to all humans) and instinctual.

Astrologically, we have a rather sophisticated map for understanding and interpreting archetypes.  The planets Uranus, Neptune, Pluto, and Eris represent the movements of this rather particular dimension of life.  Further, we all have a 12th house which shows our individual connection to the collective – it is where the bones (psychological bones) of our ancestors are buried.

|The Body:

In the map above, imagine that there is a circle that surrounds the entire triangle and this will be the body.  In analytical psychology there is no difference between the mind and the body.   This means that what we experience psychologically will be made manifest through our bodies.   This is called somatization.  (I highly recommend you to review the work of Louise L. Hay, who has spent an enormous amount of her career focused on the link between the body and the psyche.  I recommend checking out her book, “You Can Heal Your Life”.)

Somatization is another psychological idea that has caused substantial debate in psychological circles.  In essence, somatization is making something physical that is psychological.  For example, some people who have issues with depression can have weight issues as a result of the depression.   Once the depression is dealt with either through therapy or through medication, often the weight issue (either over or under) is resolved.

Another way that somatization is experienced is through direct trauma.   When a trauma is experienced, often a “complex” can begin to manifest around the experience.   Often, when we either see, hear, or experience “feelings” (called flashbacks) that resemble the trauma it can create a response within the body.   This is common in psychological disorders such as GAD (generalized anxiety disorder) or PTSD (post-traumatic stress disorder).   When the issues are worked through – either by psychoanalysis or working with a tarotist or astrologer – the physical manifestation of the trauma can often be resolved.

Conclusion:

This material is rather dense, and I encourage you to go over it several times.  Feel free to post any questions that you may have.   Many may wonder what this has to do with astrology, and I strongly recommend everyone have at least a working knowledge of how individuals operate.  After all, we are dealing mostly with people that come to us for consultations, or we are dealing with ourselves.  Understanding the larger dynamics can provide us with a bit of relief and hope.  We understand that life does not work in a vacuum and that we can all work through our concerns and issues and experience the positive that life has to bring.

Source Material:  A Critical Dictionary of Jungian Psychology  — Andrew Samuels
Complex, Archetype, and Symbols by Jolande Jacobi
Carl Jung, The Collected Works

Next Class:  We begin to walk through the planets – beginning with the Sun

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Coventry Magic Debut As a #1 Bestseller

Back in the day—I think it was the late ’80s, but I won’t admit it—I discovered alternate spirituality. Wicca was the first flavor of alternate spirituality I tasted, and I have to say that the elemental magic I discovered there opened my eyes to the power of magic.  – Introduction to Coventry Magic

Studying magic is simple! Despite what you may have heard, the system is really not that complex.   After many years of publishers actually embracing one of the oldest of the arcane sciences, there are literally hundreds of books that will teach you the essentials of how to build a spell – such as learning the nature of herbs, colors, timing, utensils, oils, and tinctures.   The modern age (and the power of the internet) has made it possible for EVERYONE to have the information that has eluded many for centuries.

Despite its accessibility, there is one thing that is missing in most of the books that tackle magical subjects – and that is how to get a spell to ACTUALLY work.   In many cases, there is a common belief that magic is like an episode of Bewitched and that all one needs to do is twitch their nose or state a poem in iambic pentameter and ones desires and wishes are granted.

Since I am a co-creator of a magical candle line, I am asked many questions about magic and spell crafting.  One of the most frequent questions is, “I tried out this spell on this website, and it did not work.   Why?”   There are many answers to this frequently asked question.   However, what I have come to find out is that (in most cases) the “transformational” intention of the spell is either wrongly used or the spell itself is the wrong spell for the “situation”.   Believe me; this can lead to hours and hours of frustration.

The good news is that THIS ALL CHANGED with “Coventry Magic”.   Jacki Smith spends page after page resolving your “potential spell mishaps” before you even get to them.   You learn how to create a spell, how to put the components together, and more importantly how to create your intentions to make the spell actually work.   All of this is wrapped up in a humorous and fun approach to magic that takes it out of its Halloween garb of the past, and redresses it as a hip, practical, and fun way that not only allows you to cast a spell, yet teaches you some of the most powerful secrets of the universe.

From the front cover to the back cover Jacki takes you on a magical journey, which has been crafted from her own experiences of 20+ years of being a magical practitioner.  Some of the topics that she masterfully covers are:

When to use magic

Accessing your inner witch

Hexing

Transformational magic

Understanding your sphere of influence

Elemental magic

Using Tarot with Magic – (a personal favorite)

Building a spell from the ground up

Making your magic work

A complete of Appendix covering topics such as stones, colors, tarot, magical days of the week, and much much more.

I am thoroughly captivated by this book.   “Coventry Magic” has replaced many of the dusty witchcraft books of days long gone with a completely modern take on the craft.   If there is only one book that you buy this year on witchcraft – this would be the one.

You can order Coventry Magic IMMEDIATELY on your Kindle or on October 15.


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